Top Ten  Reasons Why Harley Riders                     Don't Wave Back     

10  Afraid it will invalidate warrant.

9    Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.

8    Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.

7    Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.

6    Rushing wind would blow scabs off new tattoos.

5    Angry  because just tool out second mortgage to buy new Harley.

4    Just discovered the fine print that  new mufflers void warranty.

3    Can't tell if others are waving or just reaching to cover their ears.

2    Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his

     hand in spiked helmet.

1    They're jealous that after spending $25,000, they still don't own

     a Goldwing.

  

    Top Ten Reasons Why Goldwing Riders

              Don't Wave Back

10   Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.

9    Afraid they might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.

8    Has arthritis and past 25 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.

7    Reflection from etched wind shield momentarily blinded him.

6    Didn't see other rider waive, was day dreaming about the expresso.

5    Was actually asleep when other rider waived.

4    Was in a three way conference call with wife and accessories dealer.

3    Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.

2    Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, program-

      able CD player.

1    Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

  Ride Safe

  Jerry